Congratulations Brandon!

Introducing, "Tank", Brandon and Mark's pinewood Derby car. They won best paint job and second place for the bears and second place overall. Who said tanks were slow? Great job, guys!

More Jack Handey

We enjoyed this one: I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like, "Hey, when are you going to pay me that $100 you owe me?" or "Do you have that $50 you borrowed?" Man, quit being so cheap!